Lullaby, and good night,
But first answer this right:
What's the square root of four
And the French word for "door"?
Very good- you've worked hard!
Have a new "genius" card!
Lay you down now and rest
So you'll pass your next test
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Trans fats are bad, dilly, dilly,
Sugar is too.
I can't buy food willy-nilly,
Now I have you.
What's in this canned chili chili?
What's in this stew?
My eyes are crossed silly silly.
Shopping for you.
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Rock-a-bye baby, in your new bed.
Flat on your back, no toys near your head.
Sensors surround you, ready to beep.
While Mommy and Daddy sigh and count sheep.
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Twinkle, twinkle, cutie poo,
Preschool apps will soon be due.
Though you're only 4 months old,
It's tot-eat-tot, so I've been told.
Time to bribe a board or two-
Preschool apps will soon be due.
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Hush little baby, don't say a word.
Mama's gonna buy you a talking bird.
And when its microchip breaks down,
Mama's gonna buy you a dancing clown.
And when it gets recalled next week,
Mama's gonna buy you some mice that squeak.
And when they all get vacuumed up,
mama's gonna buy you a singing pup.
And when it wastes 12 batteries,
mama's gonna buy you some plastic keys.
And when they snap in just one day,
Mama's gonna put her purse away.